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An original song by a youtube artist Davedays featuring the lovely Kimmi Smiles.

Currently my favourite song.

Listen!

Oh Kimmi, ily. =D

Aussies ftw!

Insight

*EHEM*

I am an impulsive person.

Most of my actions are based on emotions.

Therefore, if you see me acting weird or out of character, that's just the way I am.

Doesn't necessarily mean that something happened to make me that way.

Yeah, I'm weird like that.

Random 3

I'm feeling a tad sentimental tonight.

I wonder why?

p/s: You know what's sad? Feeling all romantic all of a sudden, and realise you have no one to share it. That sucks. (I'm not emo or anything if you're wondering)

Suzuki Cup

First off, congrats to the Malaysian team and it's coaches on their spectacular performance during the match with Indonesia yesterday.

Honestly, I didn't expect a 3-0 scoreline.

Good job.

However, today, instead of bragging about the win, people tend to focus on the laser incident that happened during the match yesterday.

For those of you who don't have a clue, apparently some very enthusiastic Malaysia fans thought the team needed their help to win the game.

So, they keep flashing laser lights to the Indonesian goalkeeper, in an attempt to distract him when Malaysia was on the attacking play.

Hahahaha. Idiots.

They didn't need your help to win yesterday. They were doing fine all on their own.

Thanks to that, people aren't even paying attention to the BEAUTIFUL GAME we played yesterday, but instead focused on the stupid laser pointing thing

Yeah, you 'helped' big time.

Shitheads.

And then I heard that this topic became THE MOST DISCUSSED ISSUE ON TWITTER yesterday.

Yeah, now everyone in the world thinks that Malaysia are cheaters.

Congrats laser pointing guy(s), one more point for you.

And these shitheads, wanting to cover up their idiotic acts, stated that;

"They did it first, during the group stage. So we have the right to get back at them!"

WHO THE FUCK CARES?

Even IF they did start it first, by doing the same, YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS THEY WERE.

Idiots, when will you learn, 'settling' the score doesn't settle it at all, it just makes it worse.

Let's hope the next game will be played fair and square.

You

I'd just like to get this out.

If you hate mushy stuff, close this page. NOW.

You were my first love.

I gave my heart to you for you to keep.

But you broke it and throw it away.

It hurt so bad.

The pain felt like it would stay forever, but I embraced it.

I guess it's the only way to prove that my love was real.

The only way to stay connected to you.

But I know it's not good for me, so I tried to forget you.

But like they say;

You can miss someone who died, you can miss someone who moved away. But the worst is having to miss someone you see everyday.

Damn it, it seemed impossible.

It's as if I'd be stuck like this forever.

It feels like a curse.

Because of this, I haven't even LIKED a single girl since then.

But now, when I don't see you every single day, finally, you were no longer what haunts my mind.

I am free.

I don't blame you.

I don't blame myself either.

It just didn't work out.

We were never meant to be.

But I don't regret going out with you.

You are one of the major things that made me who I am today.

I don't love you anymore.

I don't think I even like you.

But I don't hate you.

I just feel.. neutral.

Just found out that you were going out with someone else.

I didn't know what to feel.

So I looked at your facebook wall, see how you were excited about the guy the way you never did with me.

It made me smile.

You're happy. That's all that matters.

I wish you well.

The holidays

Yeah, it's been like what, MONTHS since I wrote a post?

You guys must've been wondering why I've been quiet for awhile. (okay, even if you don't give a shit, for the sake of this posting, I'm gonna pretend that you do)

Well, that'because nothing REMOTELY interesting happened at all during my one month break.

NOTHING.

NADA.

ZIP.

A few stuff did happen but it wasn't interesting enough nor post worthy, so I jumbled them all up in a list on this post.

So here you go.

1) Went to renew my I.C. Found out my left thumbprint and right thumbprint are not identical.

How cool is that?

2) I watched 5 movies at the cinema.

a) RED

*Old people kicks ass. AWESOME!

b) Dinner for Schmucks

*Weird but fun

c) The other guys

*Totally hilarious

d) You again

*Mehh. Just your usual rom com.

e) Megamind 3D

*Unexpectedly enjoyable

3) Scott Pilgrim vs The World screening was cancelled so FUCK TGV or GSC or anyone who's responsible for bringing movies into Malaysia.

4) Got a proton wira that's unofficially mine. (unofficially mine because mom said it's hers, but I always use it, so it's practically mine)

5) MUET was okay. Met a girl during the speaking test, 3 years older than me. She was quite fun to hang with. But MUET's over, so I'll probably not gonna meet her again which pretty much sucks.

6) Got 3.67 gpa for my first semester. Hell Yeah! The dream lives on. =D

7) Finished 2 books, The Girl in the Mirror by Cathy Glass and Room by Emma Donoghue.

Both was a pleasant read, but I liked Room better.

Totally recommended.

Yeah, that's about it.

How bout you guys?

Humour me

Hypothetical situation; You're stressed out from work/relationship/friends/ any other stress inducing crap. You need to wind down. What do you do?

Well, for me, I'd go karaokeing(is that even a word?). Yes, I love to sing. Don't act so surprised, where do you think the name of this blog comes from?

Unfortunately, I can't post videos of me singing. I don't want your computers to explode due to my AWESOMENESS. =D

Besides karaokeing(yes, it still sounds ridiculous), I like to watch funny or prank videos on youtube. It's a really great way to de-stress.

You see, when you laugh, your body produces large amounts of serotonin hormones, or happy hormones, and reduces cortisol hormones, or stress hormones, thus making you feel better.

Here's a diagram so you can understand better.

Yes, I just made all that up.

But it's true, laughing does make your body feel better.

Don't believe me? Why don't you try it out yourself?

Can't you just feel the Serotonin being produced?

Random

LOL.

This made my day. =D

*This was taken from here.

Date

It's only been one week since the hols, and I'm already bored.

My friends are busy hanging out with their other friends, and I'm stuck at home with nothing to do. After a while, I suddenly got a great idea. "Why not ask this girl (I'll call her S) on a date?" I thought to myself.

So, I just when and asked her, and she said sure. Woah, that was easy. "BUT..." Oh God, there's a catch? "..you've gotta get permission from my MOTHER first.". Wat da fish?? Are you crazy? I thought you were suppose to meet the parents after, I don't know, the 100th date? Whatever. But certainly not the first. That's like, a lot of pressure. Ridiculous. I wont do it. NOPE. "Err.. sure..??" I said to S. WHAATT?! I was actually considering it?

Its' official.

I'm crazy too.

Grrrr

This one's for you syud, cos you're 'ganas'.

*pic taken from here.

Chill

I'm chilling, I'm chilling. =/

Pic taken from here.

Crash

I was in the car, wanting to go home after eating dinner outside. I put the car into gear, and hit the gas.

BOOM!!

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

I accidentally put the car in reverse.

It rammed against the wall.

It looks pretty bad.

DAMN.

This is SO gonna cost me.

Side view

Rear view

GOOD NEWS: No one was hurt.

BAD NEWS: It's gonna be a while before my dad lets me drive again.

Damn

Shit Shit Shit. Today's exam did NOT go well. I should've read the instructions and question better. Should not have written something that I'm not sure about. This is gonna cost me a lot. *sigh*.. No use looking back now.

But still..

DAMN.

Close Call

While I was busy facebooking, my mum called and asked me to pick her and my sister up as they have finished their solat hajat for the UPSR candidates at my sister's school . It was night by the way, around 10 pm. So me and my brother got in the car, and I drove to the school.

I was driving along this one particular road. The left side of the road was full off parked cars, due to the restaurants by the roadside, so I drove on the right lane. As I was driving, my brother suddenly shouted out, "CAT!!" I looked in front, and saw a lil kitten, barely a few weeks old, just standing there in the middle of the road. I quickly swerved around him, missing it by a few inches. I let out a sigh of relief. But as I looked back, there are other cars oncoming behind me. Will they be able to avoid hitting the kitten? With this lingering thought on my mind, I drove on.

*this is not the actual kitten*

When I got home, I retold this story to my dad. He said 'Why didn't you stop and picked the kitten up off the road?' This struck me hard. Why didn't I stop?

I'm sorry kitten. I never thought of saving you. That is my greatest regret. I hope you are still alive and kicking.

Driving

Even though I got my license, I had NEVER drove a car without being chaperoned.

My father says; You're still inexperienced. You have to get used to driving during the night, rain, traffic jams, in shopping malls, reverse parking,..... ( a whole lot of other things that I can't remember). Bottom line is, I can't drive alone, not until he says I'm ready (the meaning of 'ready' in this sentence is unclear).

BUT, these past few days, I have been able to borrow the car to go out 'beraya' with my friends. It seems that he is starting to believe in my driving capabilities. He even let me drive the family car just now.

Hmm, is this the beginning of my driving independence? Let's hope so.

Quote of the day.

Hahahaha.
I still can't get this movie (500 days of Summer) outta my head.

*picture was taken from krissy's blog.

Kampungless

Tickets are sold out. People have bought them days, weeks, months even in preparation to go home to their respective 'kampung' for raya. The air is abuzz with the excitement of the families who long to go home to meet their parents, grandparents, great grandparents and respective kins. For those traveling by private vehicles, plans were made and routes were chosen to avoid traffic and decide the quickest way to arrive at the kampung. Not forgetting, the never ending war between spouses who lives at different ends of the country, desperate to persuade the other half to agree to follow them to their home this year.

Aaahh, unfortunately, these are things which I could not relate too. Being a native of Gombak for 4 generations made me unable to enjoy the so called 'joy' of 'balik kampung', as my all my relatives tend to flock around the areas of Selangor and Kuala Lumpur. Because of this, people call me 'kampungless'. Oh, they so love to boast of the excitement and fun of eid at their kampung to me, telling the thing that I'm missing, hoping to make me jealous.

Pffffttt, who cares. I, and other so called 'kampungless' individuals, enjoy privileges that you people could never obtain.

1. We see each other on a regular basis. We always organise family gatherings, and everyone attends as they all live nearby. No need to wait for a whole year to gather the whole clan.

2. We save ourselves from the tension and fatigue that you people have to endure due to traffic, fuel and toll money, and long hours of travel. We get to enjoy our raya stress-free.

3. No need for endless arguements to decide whose kampung we're going to this year. Less stress on marriages.

4. After a long day of visiting houses, we get to relax at OUR house, and sleep on OUR own COMFY bed.

5. Since everyone live so close, we usually finish meeting our relatives in 3-4 days. After that, we just enjoy kicking back at home, waiting for relatives and friends to come to our house, and even have time to organise open houses.

6. No embarrassing moments where you forget who's who.

Whose the lucky ones now eh?

A tale

Once upon a time, the land of LWP01b was a free land. The people were free to do whatever they please. Everyday was as HAPPY as can be

But one day, a horde of ASSIGNMENTS came and invade the peaceful land of LWP01B. They took away our freedom, our joy, our peace. Since then, never has there been a joyful day in LWP01b.

The citizens became slaves to the EVIL assignments, doing their bidding every second of the day. They suffered from nightmares, sleepless nights, migraines, and many more. However, rumours are about, "The suffering is at an end, FREEDOM is near!". The citizens were delighted. They hold on to that shred of hope. And the rumours were true. One by one, the assignments fall, leaving the land of LWP01B.

HOWEVER, the worst is yet to come. FINAL EXAMS, the worst of the worst, is taking over the ASSIGNMENTS.

Oh woe is us. Will we ever be free again?

*This is what happens when you stay up until 4.30 am doing assignments. You get high~~~ O.O

The hirearchy of 1205

The Khalifah

The pinnacle of the pyramid, the leader, Mior Naqiuddin. Appointed himself as the khalifah of 1205 after toppling the dictator, Naqib Nazimuddin. Long live Mior the great!

The Dictator

Naqib Nazimuddin, the dictator and ex-leader of 1205, he reigned for 2 months before stepping down after a revolution led by Mior Naqiudddin. A prodigy of Hitler and Gengis Khan, he was feared by the citizens of 1205 during his brief ruling. The irony was that the khalifah is his distant cousin.

The Royal Photographer

Fitri anak Mokhtar, royal photographer cum style advisor, he is the most (self proclaimed) stylish person of 1205. Even though acting as royal photographer, he has yet to take a picture of its members. His famous photos are of a robot, grasshopper and some weird fly.

The Plague

A permanent resident of the Royal Clinic, Muzhaffar Anuar was notorious for his escape from the high security Pusat Kesihatan. His whereabouts are unknown, but recently, there's a rumour saying that he was involved in a road accident recently. He is still on the run from the Pusat Kesihatan.

The Royal Fruit

Akmal Syahmi, or more commonly known as Mango. Working part time with the Axtech group, he is perhaps the most hardworking citizen of 1205. Keep up the good work.

The Philosopher

Aizuddin Kahiruddin. Despite his fierce looks, he is actually quite poetic. My favourites are;
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…. What more can I say…….. ;P"

"I trust a cigarette more than a girl.It will damage my lungs but will never break my heart. *__*"

However, there are some doubts on the originality of those sayings.
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My position? Well, that will stay a secret.

Mon nouvel ami

Farah. A name that has always been popped up in conversations by my friends, so frequently in fact that the name has been permanently etched in my mind. Hmm.. WHO is this mysterious entity named Farah? Is she really a she? Could she be a he? Is she even human?

One by one, questions rise, but for 3 months, they were left unanswered. But all that changed tonight! I can finally put a face to that name. Thank you Fitri, for making that possible.



Who's Farah you ask? Well, she's chatty, with unreadable handwriting (really horrible), who's addicted to facebook and blogging (though she doesn't admit it), timid, and likes to eat free food at the surau(freeloader). But most importantly, she's my new friend. =D

The Other World

So this year was an opening of a new chapter of my life. On the 22nd of May 2010, I took my first step into UiTM Shah Alam, entering a new world, the world of young adulthood. Of course, like every new student there, I was anxious on entering this new environment. Anxious of the people that I will meet, the things that I will learn, hardships that I will face. Those thoughts linger through my mind on the first week of orientation. But now, nearing the end of semester, I saw that this university life is hella fun. Hell, my life was never as interesting before. All of my crazy assortment of friends, each one a different kind of crazy than the other. The lectures, are unexpectedly enjoyable, thanks to the lecturers. Who would've thought that law would be this much fun?

Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm a part 1 pre-law student here in UiTM Shah Alam. Lol. This frog as a lawyer, could you imagine?

Easy on the ears

I'm totally bored right now, so what do I do? I listen to Love The Way You Lie by Eminem. No, it doesn't have anything to do with me personally, I just like the song and the lyrics.

LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife
In my windpipe
I can't breathe
But I still fight
While I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right
It's like I'm in flight
High of a love
Drunk from the hate
It's like I'm huffing paint
And I love it the more that I suffer
I sufficate
And right before im about to drown
She resuscitates me
She fucking hates me
And I love it
Wait
Where you going
I'm leaving you
No you ain't
Come back
We're running right back
Here we go again
It's so insane
Cause when it's going good
It's going great
I'm Superman
With the wind in his bag
She's Lois Lane
But when it's bad
It's awful
I feel so ashamed
I snap
Who's that dude
I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe
When you're with them
You meet
And neither one of you
Even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills
Used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick
Of looking at 'em
You swore you've never hit 'em
Never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face
Spewing venom
And these words
When you spit 'em
You push
Pull each other's hair
Scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down

Pin 'em
So lost in the moments
When you're in 'em
It's the rage that took over
It controls you both
So they say it's best
To go your separate ways
Guess that they don't know ya
Cause today
That was yesterday
Yesterday is over
It's a different day
Sound like broken records
Playin' over
But you promised her
Next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave
Out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Now I know we said things
Did things
That we didn't mean
And we fall back
Into the same patterns
Same routine
But your temper's just as bad
As mine is
You're the same as me
But when it comes to love
You're just as blinded
Baby please come back
It wasn't you
Baby it was me
Maybe our relationship
Isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens
When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is
I love you too much
To walk away though
Come inside
Pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity
In my voice when I talk
Told you this is my fault
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed
I'll aim my fist
At the dry wall
Next time
There will be no next time
I apologize
Even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games
I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I'mma tie her to the bed
And set the house on fire

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Eminem FTW!!

The beginning

Katak hijau, or in English, green frog. I like that name. I wonder why? It was originally a name that was supposed to be insulting to me. It used to piss me off, but yet, as time goes on, i got used to it. Maybe I'm a masochist. Maybe I just love being insulted. Or maybe I realise that the name actually suites me quite well. Whatever the reasons, that is my pen name from now on.

So why am I writing a blog? Do I crave fame? Am I a narcissist, like all of the people at my age group, the generation Y? Or did I succumb to peer pressure, where I need to write a blog, just like all my friends? Nah. Not me. The reason I'm writing a blog is because, well, I want to. Just as simple as that. Besides, from what I hear, you can improve your writing by blogging, so yeah, that might be the main reason for this uncharacteristic impulse. I also want to learn how to write in a way that someone will actually WANT to read what I write. You know, making it interesting. Also, I think blogging is a good way to vent out my feelings, especially anger. You see, I'm a pacifist. It's okay and all, but sometimes it's not good to keep it all inside. I need an outlet to let go of some of the steam, and blogging seems like one of the better ideas, among many.

So here I am. Sorry for dragging it out too long. I'll try to make it shorter next time. And I'll try to stay committed to this blog. Oh, and sorry for the blandness of it all. I'm just lazy to edit all this and make it colourful and everything. I promise I'll work on that. So, umm....bye?