Wednesday, August 18, 2010

A tale

Once upon a time, the land of LWP01b was a free land. The people were free to do whatever they please. Everyday was as HAPPY as can be

But one day, a horde of ASSIGNMENTS came and invade the peaceful land of LWP01B. They took away our freedom, our joy, our peace. Since then, never has there been a joyful day in LWP01b.

The citizens became slaves to the EVIL assignments, doing their bidding every second of the day. They suffered from nightmares, sleepless nights, migraines, and many more. However, rumours are about, "The suffering is at an end, FREEDOM is near!". The citizens were delighted. They hold on to that shred of hope. And the rumours were true. One by one, the assignments fall, leaving the land of LWP01B.

HOWEVER, the worst is yet to come. FINAL EXAMS, the worst of the worst, is taking over the ASSIGNMENTS.

Oh woe is us. Will we ever be free again?

*This is what happens when you stay up until 4.30 am doing assignments. You get high~~~ O.O

Sunday, August 15, 2010

The hirearchy of 1205

The Khalifah

The pinnacle of the pyramid, the leader, Mior Naqiuddin. Appointed himself as the khalifah of 1205 after toppling the dictator, Naqib Nazimuddin. Long live Mior the great!

The Dictator

Naqib Nazimuddin, the dictator and ex-leader of 1205, he reigned for 2 months before stepping down after a revolution led by Mior Naqiudddin. A prodigy of Hitler and Gengis Khan, he was feared by the citizens of 1205 during his brief ruling. The irony was that the khalifah is his distant cousin.

The Royal Photographer

Fitri anak Mokhtar, royal photographer cum style advisor, he is the most (self proclaimed) stylish person of 1205. Even though acting as royal photographer, he has yet to take a picture of its members. His famous photos are of a robot, grasshopper and some weird fly.

The Plague

A permanent resident of the Royal Clinic, Muzhaffar Anuar was notorious for his escape from the high security Pusat Kesihatan. His whereabouts are unknown, but recently, there's a rumour saying that he was involved in a road accident recently. He is still on the run from the Pusat Kesihatan.

The Royal Fruit

Akmal Syahmi, or more commonly known as Mango. Working part time with the Axtech group, he is perhaps the most hardworking citizen of 1205. Keep up the good work.

The Philosopher

Aizuddin Kahiruddin. Despite his fierce looks, he is actually quite poetic. My favourites are;
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…. What more can I say…….. ;P"

"I trust a cigarette more than a girl.It will damage my lungs but will never break my heart. *__*"

However, there are some doubts on the originality of those sayings.

My position? Well, that will stay a secret.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Mon nouvel ami

Farah. A name that has always been popped up in conversations by my friends, so frequently in fact that the name has been permanently etched in my mind. Hmm.. WHO is this mysterious entity named Farah? Is she really a she? Could she be a he? Is she even human?

One by one, questions rise, but for 3 months, they were left unanswered. But all that changed tonight! I can finally put a face to that name. Thank you Fitri, for making that possible.

Who's Farah you ask? Well, she's chatty, with unreadable handwriting (really horrible), who's addicted to facebook and blogging (though she doesn't admit it), timid, and likes to eat free food at the surau(freeloader). But most importantly, she's my new friend. =D

Friday, August 13, 2010

The Other World

So this year was an opening of a new chapter of my life. On the 22nd of May 2010, I took my first step into UiTM Shah Alam, entering a new world, the world of young adulthood. Of course, like every new student there, I was anxious on entering this new environment. Anxious of the people that I will meet, the things that I will learn, hardships that I will face. Those thoughts linger through my mind on the first week of orientation. But now, nearing the end of semester, I saw that this university life is hella fun. Hell, my life was never as interesting before. All of my crazy assortment of friends, each one a different kind of crazy than the other. The lectures, are unexpectedly enjoyable, thanks to the lecturers. Who would've thought that law would be this much fun?

Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm a part 1 pre-law student here in UiTM Shah Alam. Lol. This frog as a lawyer, could you imagine?

Easy on the ears

I'm totally bored right now, so what do I do? I listen to Love The Way You Lie by Eminem. No, it doesn't have anything to do with me personally, I just like the song and the lyrics.


Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife
In my windpipe
I can't breathe
But I still fight
While I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right
It's like I'm in flight
High of a love
Drunk from the hate
It's like I'm huffing paint
And I love it the more that I suffer
I sufficate
And right before im about to drown
She resuscitates me
She fucking hates me
And I love it
Where you going
I'm leaving you
No you ain't
Come back
We're running right back
Here we go again
It's so insane
Cause when it's going good
It's going great
I'm Superman
With the wind in his bag
She's Lois Lane
But when it's bad
It's awful
I feel so ashamed
I snap
Who's that dude
I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe
When you're with them
You meet
And neither one of you
Even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills
Used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick
Of looking at 'em
You swore you've never hit 'em
Never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face
Spewing venom
And these words
When you spit 'em
You push
Pull each other's hair
Scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down

Pin 'em
So lost in the moments
When you're in 'em
It's the rage that took over
It controls you both
So they say it's best
To go your separate ways
Guess that they don't know ya
Cause today
That was yesterday
Yesterday is over
It's a different day
Sound like broken records
Playin' over
But you promised her
Next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave
Out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Now I know we said things
Did things
That we didn't mean
And we fall back
Into the same patterns
Same routine
But your temper's just as bad
As mine is
You're the same as me
But when it comes to love
You're just as blinded
Baby please come back
It wasn't you
Baby it was me
Maybe our relationship
Isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens
When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is
I love you too much
To walk away though
Come inside
Pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity
In my voice when I talk
Told you this is my fault
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed
I'll aim my fist
At the dry wall
Next time
There will be no next time
I apologize
Even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games
I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I'mma tie her to the bed
And set the house on fire

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Eminem FTW!!

The beginning

Katak hijau, or in English, green frog. I like that name. I wonder why? It was originally a name that was supposed to be insulting to me. It used to piss me off, but yet, as time goes on, i got used to it. Maybe I'm a masochist. Maybe I just love being insulted. Or maybe I realise that the name actually suites me quite well. Whatever the reasons, that is my pen name from now on.

So why am I writing a blog? Do I crave fame? Am I a narcissist, like all of the people at my age group, the generation Y? Or did I succumb to peer pressure, where I need to write a blog, just like all my friends? Nah. Not me. The reason I'm writing a blog is because, well, I want to. Just as simple as that. Besides, from what I hear, you can improve your writing by blogging, so yeah, that might be the main reason for this uncharacteristic impulse. I also want to learn how to write in a way that someone will actually WANT to read what I write. You know, making it interesting. Also, I think blogging is a good way to vent out my feelings, especially anger. You see, I'm a pacifist. It's okay and all, but sometimes it's not good to keep it all inside. I need an outlet to let go of some of the steam, and blogging seems like one of the better ideas, among many.

So here I am. Sorry for dragging it out too long. I'll try to make it shorter next time. And I'll try to stay committed to this blog. Oh, and sorry for the blandness of it all. I'm just lazy to edit all this and make it colourful and everything. I promise I'll work on that. So, umm....bye?